After an international beer conference in London, all the world top brewery bosses decide to go out for a beer together.  The Chairman of Budweiser says; I like the most refreshing beer in the world, The King of Beers: give me a Budweiser. The bartender takes a bottle from the shelf and opens it...
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KINDERGARTEN BOY To get to the other side. PLATO For the greater good. ARISTOTLE It is the nature of chickens to cross roads. KARL MARX It was a historical inevitability. TIMOTHY LEARY Because that’s the only trip the establishment would let it take. CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK...
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Santa aur Viagra mein kya farak hai? — … … Ek Sardar hai.. Aur…. Doosra Asardar hai
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———Santa ki Ladaai – Santa ki ladai apne baap se ho gayi To usne apne baap ki photo kabristan me 1 ped pe latka diya Aur Niche Likha “COMING SOON” ————— Santa and Bill Gates Wht is similarity between Bill gates n me? Don’t know?? He never comes 2 my house and I never go 2 his house EGO PROBLEMS U KNOW… ———————————————————————— SARDAR:- Yar iska...
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A Hilarious Mail from a frustrated victim of chain mails   I  wanted to thank all my friends and family who have forwarded chain letters to me in 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007 and 2008 and continuing it in 2009 also……. Because of your kindness: * I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it’s...
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A little rabbit happily running through the forest stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a marijuana cigarette. The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come with me running through the forest, you’ll see, you’ll feel so much better!" The giraffe looks at him,...
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Year : 1975 Last day of school Arjun Singh and Pargat Singh are very close friends. The whole school talked about their friendship. They had been friends right from their kindergarten days. They have studied together, roamed around together, sat together
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YOUR AGE BY EATING OUT Don’t tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway – but your waiter may know! YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH This is pretty...
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Teacher: Translate – Bazaar mein goliyan chal rahi hain. Santa: The Tablets are walking in the market. – Interviewer: What is skeleton? Santa: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!! == Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me...
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A farmer rears twenty-five young hens and one old cock. As he feels that the old cock could no longer handle his job efficiently, the farmer bought one young cock from the market. Old cock to Young cock: "Welcome to join me, we will work together towards productivity. Young cock: What you mean? As far as...
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