A teacher asks "wat part of the body goes to heaven first?" A child replies"feet” ..coz every nite i c my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I’M COMIN!
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A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again,...
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There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish. He was saying, "Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale." A preacher walked up and asked why he was calling them dam fish. The kid said, "I caught them at the dam,...
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