*A WOMAN’S POEM:* Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who’s not a creep,
One who’s handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks, One who’ll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he’s gainfully employed, When I spend his...
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Women Vs Man Poem
How to Light a Cigarette?
You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2 Cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You don’t have anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it?
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Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat will become LIGHTER….. …using this...
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Horror Movie for Chicken
Its like watching Ramsay Brothers movie?
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Pink and Creamy..Fleshy as well!
I love the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh.. and creates a creamy foamy liquid as it thrusts in and out, up and down.
Can’t wait to brush my teeth
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Body Parts and Heaven
A teacher asks
"wat part of the body goes to heaven first?"
A child replies"feet”
..coz every nite i c my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I’M COMIN!
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George Bush Joke – Doesn’t Stick!
George W Bush wanted a special postage stamp issued, with his picture on it. He so instructed his Postmaster General, stressing that it should be of international quality. The stamps were duly released of the stamp, he began hearing complaints that the stamps were not sticking properly, and become furious.
He called the...
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Salary Joke – You Started it!
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked a young engineer who was fresh out of MIT, "What starting salary were you thinking about?" The Engineer said, "In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The interviewer said, "Well,...
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Hippie and Nun [Sex]
A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again,...
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Which Part of India are you in? [Super Cool]
Scenario 1 Two guys are fighting
and a third guy comes along,
then a fourth and
they start arguing
about who’s right.
You are in Kolkata
Scenario 2 Two guys are fighting and
a third guy comes along,
sees them and walks on. That’s "Amchi Mumbai"…
busy place dude…. ...
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