One morning at a doctor’s surgery a patient arrives complaining of serious back-ache. The doctor examines him and asks him" OK, what happened your back?" The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club? This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise...
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A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you’ve been married ten times?" ...
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A man is walking down the beach and comes across an old bottle. Picking it up, he pulls out the cork. Sure enough, out pops a huge blue genie. The genie says, “Thank you for freeing me from my prison. In return, I will grant you three wishes.” The man says, “Perfect. I always dreamed of...
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How MEN withdraw cash from ATM. 1. Park the car 2. Go to ATM Machine 3. Insert card 4. Enter PIN 5. Take money out 6. Take ATM Card out 7. Drive away How WOMEN...
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and...
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*A WOMAN’S POEM:* Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who’s not a creep, One who’s handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who’ll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he’s gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won’t be annoyed. Pulls out...
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