Posts Tagged ‘ Marriage Jokes ’

Man, Wife and Fridge

December 4, 2009

One morning at a doctor’s surgery a patient arrives complaining of serious back-ache. The doctor examines him and asks him" OK, what happened your back?" The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club? This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise...
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HUSBANDS FOR SALE !

June 5, 2009

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband.  Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.             You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as...
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Marriage Related Quotes – For your better Half!

May 15, 2009

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. – David Bissonette - After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together. – Sacha Guitry - By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll...
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Never Argue with a Woman

May 9, 2009
Never Argue with a Woman

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and...
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Mobile Marriage Bureau

May 9, 2009

Welcome to Mobile Marriage Bureau Rishtey ke liye 1 dabaaye… Mangni ke liye 2 dabaaye.. Shaadi ke liye 3 dabaaaye.. And? Dusri Shaadi ke liye pahli waali ka gala dabaaye!!
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Firefighter Joke

By meaw

A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little...
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