One morning at a doctor’s surgery a patient arrives complaining of serious back-ache. The doctor examines him and asks him" OK, what happened your back?" The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club? This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise...
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Posts Tagged ‘ Marriage Jokes ’
Man, Wife and Fridge
HUSBANDS FOR SALE !
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.
You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as...
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Marriage Related Quotes – For your better Half!
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. – David Bissonette
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After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together. – Sacha Guitry
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By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll...
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Never Argue with a Woman
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and...
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Mobile Marriage Bureau
Welcome to Mobile Marriage Bureau
Rishtey ke liye 1 dabaaye…
Mangni ke liye 2 dabaaye..
Shaadi ke liye 3 dabaaaye..
And?
Dusri Shaadi ke liye pahli waali ka gala dabaaye!!
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